Friday, March 28, 2008

sh4msul m4k c1b41

I seriously don't understand at all. How the hell these bugger, this low life useless that's not even worth a life organism even make it into un1v3rs1t1 putr4 m4l4ys14. You must be wondering who am i referring to. Here's our lead actor for tonight.

un1v3rs1t1 putr4 m4l4ys14 3ng1n33r1ng f4culty's d3puty d34n 0f d3v3l0pm3nt, sh4msul m4k c1b41
This fella over here, is one of the most hated figures in our faculty. In cantonese idiom, we can describe him as "tengok belakang dia pun sudah benci depan dia"
Of course, his front look is the worst. There's not way anyone can deny how fugly he looks, at least to me. Why do i hate him so much?
Simple. Coz this bugger over here, happens to think that he's the smartest person alive on earth. yea right. Kiss my ass la. If you're the smartest person on earth, i'll be the 1st to "play your shoe".
Forget how grumpy you were everything we approach you for any approvals. Forget how fucking smelly your breath is everytime we talked to you. Forget how you look like an ass everytime we laid our eyes on you. But yesterday was the threshold of everything. Come on la nia seng.
We've decided to put up with ur theaterics, and invited you to our dinner. Just give some stupid ucapan, and go eat ur kambing la for fuck sake. Whats the need to condemn us when everyone's in the good mood? Who the hell do you think you are? PM? If i ask you to play "who has the biggest brain now", i'm fucking sure your points wont exceed 1.2k cm2. Yes, u fucking ass.
Well, i can't blame him too much. He's just too folly to think that by making everyone hates him, he's superior. An ass will forever be an ass. No use trying to change a shit on him. He'll still be, sh4msul m4k c1b41.

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